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  • Dear Redacted

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    Dear [REDACTED], I trust this letter finds you in the throes of sanity, a state I seem to have misplaced somewhere between my third martini and my latest bout of existential dread. I write to you from the belly of the beast, a beast that has the audacity to wear the face of a bear…

  • Meditation On My Attractive Socialite Wife

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    In the soft amber flicker of lamplight, with the susurrus of twilight leaves dancing outside my age-old study, I, Viktor Recel, find my thoughts perpetually returning to a singularly enchanting enigma – my wife, the paragon of charm and grace that cascades through the soirees and gatherings of our esteemed society like a beacon of…

  • With Regret – The Letters of Viktor Recel

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    With Regret – The Letters of Viktor Recel is a captivating anthology of correspondences authored by the elusive tech tycoon, Viktor Recel. The collection offers a unique window into Recel’s mind, revealing his sharp wit, his intolerance for incompetence, and his unapologetic candor. Each letter, addressed to a different recipient, showcases Recel’s command over language and…

  • Freedom Club: The Unabomber Podcast

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    Freedom Club: The Unabomber Podcast is a biweekly podcast series that explores the life and ideology of Ted Kaczynski, also known as the “Unabomber.” Created and hosted by Coyote Hill, a researcher at the Labadie Collection at the University of Michigan, the show delves into Kaczynski’s manifesto and its relevance in today’s world of technology…

  • Annika Recel

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    Annika Recel (née Zlatanova) is known for her multifaceted persona — a blend of brilliance, benevolence, and magnetic allure. Born into the well-heeled Zlatanov family of Bulgaria, she was cradled in luxury and sophisticated political webs, forged by a bread oligarchy and flourishing through canny business ploys and advantageous family ties. The lavishness of her…

  • Bathos Over Barstool

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    My Dearest, I trust this letter finds you in the midst of yet another glamorous soiree or perhaps a charity gala, your radiant beauty outshining even the most dazzling of chandeliers. I pen this missive not out of any particular need or desire, but rather out of a sense of longing that has been gnawing…

  • Coachella VIP Review

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    Dear Dignitaries, I trust this missive finds you in your usual state of self-congratulatory bliss. I am writing to you today to share my thoughts on the 2011 Coachella VIP experience, a spectacle that was, in every sense of the word, underwhelming. Now, I understand that the concept of a VIP experience is designed to…